death walk

When lead singer of Panic! At The Disco Brendon Urie walks through the audience of his live shows while singing Death of a Bachelor to interact with fans

(the death walk might stop do to fans kissing and licking him)

At the concert last night I hugged Brendon during the "death walk" it was the best experience of my life!
Wow really I wish I could've gone!

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Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

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walking wounded

To walk, or stumble around..either at a party or any social gathering under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Usually used when one friend is seen holding an alcoholic beverage severely wasted.

does he have another beer in his hand? yeah man, he's been walking wounded for the past hour

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walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

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air walk

a form of popping using your feet to
twist and turn in also a form of gliding

his air walk is awesome it looks like
hes gliding on thin air

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a walking oxymoron

a person who's name contradicts itself.

Scott English is a walking oxymoron

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walked to first

When you are not sure if you should kiss a girl, but she goes in for it, allowing you to take first base without much effort on your part.

Eric: "Dude, did you get any on your first date?"
Daniel: "I really wasn't planning on anything, but I ended up getting walked to first."
Eric: "HELL YEAH!"

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