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When someone sneaks into a girls bedroom and throws her panties all around the room. It looks like a battle field as if a war has taken place.
I went into my room and that asshole had panty wars. My panties were all over the place. On the ceiling fan, on my bed, dresser, floor, night stand; that pissed me off.
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A "war" on face book, in which one user "pokes" the other using the popular feature. Then they engage in a "war" by poking each other back and forth. Often used a mediocre substitute for flirting, leading to nothing at all.
Carlye will never win the poke war with me, but what she doesn't know if that I am just using this to flirt with her.
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The day that America broke it off with England because he wasn't big enough.
America: ...You wernt big enough *has a Revolutionary War and wins* I shall break away, and show you how big I can be.
England: Will you come back?
America: I shall, and I'll fuck you with it.
Years later, England's sucking on America's 'Florida'
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people who know there is a better way to solve problems than murdering thousands of young men and women
They say we must fight to keep our freedom,
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way.
~edwin starr
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When two or more people have a contest to see who can achieve the loudest fart.
Person 1: *Fart*
Person 2: That was weak.. *Louder Fart*
Person 3: You guys are lame.. Try this on for size! *Loudest Fart*
Person 1: Umm, You can play fart wars without me, okay?
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Verb. when two or more friends stick there hands on there gouch and attempt to smack the others in the face. very violent and can sometimes be very dangerous and smelly.
A: "what you doing with ur hand in your pants?"
B: "just scratching myself dude"
A: "oh okay yeah cool, fag"
B: "Gouch War bitch!"
A: "Ah fuck! i'm not ready aaaahhh"
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when you or someone else comments on a wall post or photo, and is meant for no reply, but you decide to reply and then they reply and it keeps going. This irritates the other people whom either left one comment or a like. Their notifications build up and they explode on you telling you and the other participator of the war to stop; which only tempts both of you to keep going until that person is smart enough to delete their comment or unlike the post in order to put an end to the notifications.
John Smith > Mary Jane
hey are we going to the movies?
you (Gary Field) and Ken Starr like this.
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Gary Field-idc do we still have wrestling prac on sat?.
Ken Starr-idk man ill check tomorrow..do u remember what coach said to bring?
Gary Field- nah bro sorry
Mary Jane- STFUU go talk about this on ur own walls! omfg!
Gary Field- LALALALALALALALAL=DDDD
Kevin Starr- wow hha way to be a dick and make it a comment war ahaha
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