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-do you want to wash your hair tonight?
+yeah but i don't have any shampoo!!
-don't worry cuh, I GOTCHU!
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When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.
"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."
I’m an head operator and I’m supposed to act nice but, THE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING I JUST WANT TO STAB THEM WITH MY STOP SIGN AND BREAK THEIR CRUSTY FINGERS OUT OF THE CAR AND FUCKING UGH BITCH
Troller: get yr pixel FeEt OuT of My CaR
Me: * nicely says no *
Troller: get yr PIXEL FEET OFF
Me: stfu bit *leaves game*
Washiez car wash
When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town
Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine
When you take a laxative, and proceed to squat over someone face and spray them with liquid shit, and then lick their face off until it's clean.
I just took some Exlax earlier. I'm thinking about giving my girl a Cleveland Car Wash tonight when I get home.
After a male has ejaculated into a female's vagina. The female gets on top of his chest and washes him in his own sperm. ;)
Meagan gave Shawn an Alabama car wash.