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-do you want to wash your hair tonight?
+yeah but i don't have any shampoo!!
-don't worry cuh, I GOTCHU!
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An adorable Korean pop music(Kpop) YouTuber which makes fan fictions,edits, and reaction videos.
"Fandom" name is "Fishies" because we are her little fishies.
Shes also an EXO and BTS fan which are Korean Boy Bands.
Friend: Who's "Jamless washing machine"
Me: Shes an adorable Kpop YouTuber
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A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”
Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.
“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please
In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.
My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!
A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.
Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend
Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?
Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.
When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.
"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."