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Dirty William-The act of paying a man from Bodmin called Branok Jago Rowes to masterbate as you have anal sex with Filipino ships stewards whilst the theme from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory is played by meth induced buskers.
I”m never going out in Falmouth ever again. I got wrecked and ended up doing a Dirty William with Branok and those lads off a container ship. It were praaper ‘ansome but ‘ee has an arse like a Japanese flag today.
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He has the smallest dick; only pulls flat girls who under 4’8; biggest pussy alive other than Holden Robinson
Dude I flicked markham Williams and he actually had a seizure.
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A basketball player for the Philadelphia 76ers. He played high school basketball at South Gwinnett High School. Lives in Atlanta.
Me: Holy shit dude is that Louis Williams?
Friend: Yeah.
Me:Oh shit wat up dawg?
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The hottest, sexiest british singer ever to grace the world.
OMG, Isnt he a Robbie?
Doesnt he look like a Robbie Williams?
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A college in Earl Shilton, Leicestershire, that contains a load of scumbags, but at the same time is nice and communal with a pretty landscape. It did have crap staff from 1999-2006 and got dumped on by Offsted, but then improved a lot.
JCC is like William Bradford but without the improvement and the coolness and the lack of drug-addled pain in the arses.
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When you are in the shower and you feel the need to stick a toothbrush in your anus (bristle end first) and jump around yelling, "I have a tail, I have a tail."
Man says "Hey honey guess what i just did."
Woman " I don't know. What?"
Man "I just did the william beagle."
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criminal
bum
loser
named after the former receiver of the usc trojans, detroit lions, and most recently, the oakland raiders. mike williams gained word association with these less than glamorous words largely in part to the manner in which he stole millions of dollars from two nfl franchises while arriving late to nearly all team functions, sleeping through meetings, over-ingesting hostess snack foods and forgetting how to play the position of wide receiver.
"hey guys, we missed you at work yesterday. where were you?"
"aw man, i mike williams'ed a fifty out my moms purse, bought some mushrooms and took a day off."
"you man, i woke up, got high and mike williams'ed a whole box of little debbies. i was in no shape to come to work."
"you know mr ford fired you two idiots. what are you gonna do now?"
"shit, we was talkin'... we'll probably go down to the state building and see if we can get some food stamps. who needs work if you can get on the mike williams pay plan?"
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