The thing that blows girl's skirts right up.
"Woah dude look at the wind on the girls skirt!"
Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.
God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.
More commonly refered to as sluth or Hoe. It's women who sleep with everyone, anytime, everywhere.
WOW i dint think i was going to get laid tonight but then i saw Wind.
Wind is the worse thing imaginable. When it’s October and you put out your decorations for Halloween and the wind has to be a dick and then everything blows away which is a pain in the ass
Person 1 “Hey it’s going to be very windy today”
Person 2 “ Oh crap I just put out my Halloween decorations!!!”
Person 1 “ Really you did, because I can’t see them”
An Oklahoma wind sniffer is when the female farts into the males face causing him to poop his pants and ejaculate at the same times
(Example 1) yo bro I was given a Oklahoma wind sniffer last night
(Example 2) hey dude has a chick ever given you a Oklahoma wind sniffer