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Stop drinking that beer you queer. Liquor and not beer unless you're a queer.
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that what you are doing is so bad that, you are going down by the law or with someone that you've hurt and;or you have sinned alot. the devil is carring the basket personally
you cheated on her and when she finds out; you're going to hell in a hand basket
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The simple fact is the world is widely inhabited by haters, and all that most hater like to do is either bitch or snitch so this is a phrase to basically tell all the haters to fuck off
Hater: Oh youre gettin money! U must be doin somethin illegal. I'm calling the cops if you don't give me some!
Dude doin his own thing: Fuck you man! I swear all you haters are alike, If You Aint Bitchin, You're Snitchin!
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What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.
You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!
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What you don't say when you're having sex :D
Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...
Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!
Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*
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Although a freindly parting salutation, this has it's roots planted firmly from the 70's pop culture of under-aged, underground consumption of marijuana and alchohol. This basically means: I have been talking for the last 5 minutes, and now realize that you are not only high, but not capable of understanding simple conversation, which, at this point, we can have at a later time, when you are not in such a state.
Hey bill, did you see that Kiss tickets go on sale on the 5th"Later When You're Straighter", dude!
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Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers
I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole
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