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A vomit burp. Or basically like mother birds that regurgitate food for their young...
"you look sick, are you going to feed the baby birds?"
*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"
"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"
This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act
You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.
Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.
A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal
Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)
What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
“You’re a real gift baby yanno that”
When your baby is a lazy little shit, half assing things like crawling or eating
A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.
Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?
Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
Baby Mars is an adorable and crazy baby boy. His real name is Marwan but only responds to Dodo and Mars. He’s a hyper baby that likes to dance and clap. Also, is too lazy to hold his own bottle. Enjoys independent eating and his favourite toy ever is Mickey Mouse. One of Baby Mars’ first words were MICKEEY to show his love for the mouse.
Who’s that baby that’s dancing?
That’s Baby Mars