It’s national smoke dead oppz day
National dead oppz day is the best holiday
The jib community as a whole. Your home town when it's taken over by tweakers and you are supreme plugging and royalty to the jib heads. Jib Nation is your Kingdom.
Welcome to Jib Nation forget relaxation,
Give me your taxation or here's your citation.
Wrist rolls till the bell toles
Over worked elbows smokers carpoltunnel
On October 14, you can go to someone and grab, touch, and poke their tits. Make sure to grab both for a double surprise
“WTF ARE YOU DOING?!”
“What it’s National Grab Tittys day”
“Oh, then go right ahead then”
On 25th march its common for spaghetti to rain. Just put your phone away and go outside and enjoy that spaghetti rain. Btw its very rare.
Brooo lets go outside its national spaghetti rain day
Anyone with curly hair has just today to show it all off and show pools with straight hair what their missing out on
Person- hey guess what
Person 2- what
Person-it’s national curly hair day get wrecked
October 5th, National Twisted Tea Day. Get together with your best drinking friends and have a day FULL OF TWISTED TEAS! You must only drink Twisted Tea. TWEA TIME!
Steez - "Yo bro you know what today is right?"
Jake - "No I don't bro what is today?"
Steez - "October 5th! National Twisted Tea Day baby! Put that water down and get a TEA!"
On the 12'th of April, we celebrate national Felicia day!
Today is the national Felicia day!