planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

Face A Blunt

When someone enjoys a full blunt all to themselves. Specifically when they are smoking in a group of people but choose not to pass it. A reference to all the smoke going into their face from the entire blunt.

Wake up in the morning and face a blunt, thats all I know is to smoke out.

You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.

You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

Face Spoofing

Exploiting the facebook check-in status while simultaneously clogging up members News Feed page with fictional or non fictional places that you may or may not be at.

Have you seen Jim? No, but I saw on facebook he checked into several questionable establishments in the past 5 minutes.
He must be face spoofing.

Musician Fish Face

MFF — for short. Used to describe a musician’s face when practicing or playing, looks much like a fish.🐟

Void of facial expressions when ultra concentrated. Can be cured with by relaxing and actually having fun with the piece instead of being scared to make a mistake every measure.

Dude, James has a such a musician fish face. He must be nervous.

Jack face

A face you make while takeing a picture that makes you look really mad and uncomfterbal

God dam he is jack faced

Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.

"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."