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Sundays are for bringing the pussies out so let em' breathe
me: DUDE ITS Pussy Out Sunday
my chum: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
me: UH HUH! *whips out pussy*
"My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"
what you become after spending ten years in the joint
ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!
what you become after spending a long time in prison
ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
Pussy hair
You have too much pussy hair I’m breaking up w you