Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful
"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch
a pathetic attempt at an insult
stefen: she is so 'dog boring'
Mac: haha what?
When a poop is coming out and one tries to retain it
Let me go first I'm pieree dogging it.
Damn where's the bathroom I've been pierre dogging it all day.
To smoke weed
Dallas's parents caught us shitting on the dog last night
The term used to describe when one individual both stranger or friend accompanies a insanely big or naturally enhanced penis
Noticeable by the increased bulge and heavy snake marks in one’s trousers, is usually similar to a roll of dog meat found in the local deli’s due to its unfathomable girth.
Holy fuck look at the size of that cunts dog roll
To waste time doing something unecessary.
Example: Gary got fired for wanking the dog.
It's kind of like Global Warming but instead of greenhouse gasses destroying the atmosphere, a lapdog destroys the sense of coldness in your lap
My dog is the number 1 reason for dog warming