When your baby is a lazy little shit, half assing things like crawling or eating
A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.
Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?
Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
Baby Mars is an adorable and crazy baby boy. His real name is Marwan but only responds to Dodo and Mars. He’s a hyper baby that likes to dance and clap. Also, is too lazy to hold his own bottle. Enjoys independent eating and his favourite toy ever is Mickey Mouse. One of Baby Mars’ first words were MICKEEY to show his love for the mouse.
Who’s that baby that’s dancing?
That’s Baby Mars
Only some people know of this secret word. It just means cola baby. Cola baby!
Jillian is such a Cola baby! Grace doesn’t know about cola baby, Shes not part of the club. Cola baby PLEASE.
is my very good best friend
ur urban dictionary account is piss baby 3000 and have a great definitions
Any child who chooses to speak or scream at random intervals while their parents are mid-coitus, causing the loss of boner.