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When someone acts friendly to your face but the moment u turn your back they talk shit about u
Tiffany: I cant believe Nathans girlfriend would go with him his so ugly. (Sees Nathan on the other aile) Oh hey Nathan how are u doing buddy.
Me and my friend: shes so two faced
Those Darren & Aaron have been stirring shit again and are being two faced.
1: When a Kim Dracula fan constantly looks confused.
2: The Kim Dracula fan base version of resting bitch face.
You have resting whatthefuckula face, you might want to fix that before going in there.
Preparing too much/ drawing too much for an inevitable situation that doesn’t happen or happens way later
Harold Camping outlived his prediction of the rapture, and news reporters from all around Colorado came to his house to tell him about the cheese on his face.
one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock
This asshole has a face made for cock.
so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)
oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!
it was on a t shirt he told.me h e was afraid to dye hahahahahah