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Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle
“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”
“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”
Before the start of intercourse take a shit in the floor and rub your partners face in it while hitting it from behind(doggy style)
My wife said she wanted to spice things up in rhe bedroom and do something dirty so I shit in the floor and proceeded to do the Bad Dog
And lo a dog wanteth not the hay, but stoppeth the oxen eating nonetheless.
When a girl shits herself then a guy with peanut butter on his dick fucks her in her ass and he nuts and lets the dog eat the stuffings
Guy 1: Yea she let me do the reeses dog treat on her last night it was awesome
Guy 2: ur weird
Sex position. When a male fucks his partner fat bulge.
I threw an American hot dogging in that ham beast over there !! High five bro !!
A hotdog in a slice of bread because you are poor
"Were havin poverty dogs tonight" Fuck yeah
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, ANGRY DOGS ARE GOING TO BITE US ALL!!