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The floating negative colored spots you observe when your eyes are abruptly deprived from light or when you where blinded by a strong light source e.g. the sun or a flash light.
After accidentally looking at the sun, I couldn't get the dream dogs out of my eyes for half an hour.
Where a man shits on a female's chest then proceeds to titty fuck her. Afterwards the female sucks him clean.
I fed my wife a Chattanooga chili dog. Afterwards she brushed her teeth.
Being deep throated and having your balls licked by the same person at the same time.
He/she is playing with balls with a bone in her mouth.
Guy: my girl has a gag reflex, no lucky dog for me.
Friend: that’s my sister you asshole!
What you get for working hard at summer camp.
Carl was looking forward to his hot dog privileges after working with the senior counselor all night.
Those mini demegorens of off of Stranger Things. Also Dart is one of em.
Mike: There are demegorens out there!
Dustin: NO Deme-Dogs!
Mike and Hopper: Really?
Adjective.
Any item (but especially food) that is purchased and found to be substandard to the point where it makes the buyer wonder whether it contains next door's rendered down Rover.
Don't go buying me that dog fat chocolate again and claiming it's as good as CDM.
I thought this shirt I got was quality, but it's proper dog fat. It came apart when I washed it.
Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity
Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?
Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!