non-women loving non-women
aka me
friend: are u a gay homo
you: yes. me no like the girl
Being happy. Not homosexual.
Matt: Hey, Dave. You're in a good mood.
Dave: I'm always gay.
Matt: wtf?! So you want to suck boy dick?
Dave: Nah, mate. Gay meaning jolly. I'm not a sick homosexual pedophile motherfucker.
Matt: Oh, phew.