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A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).
“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”
An adjective used for someone who is fat or obese.
"Fuck dude, check out that chick! Her curves are SO fine!"
"No, she's not curvy. She's just helluh baby."
A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.
Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""
I won’t let you go. I’ll show you the world if you say so. Oh she’s so bad, i’ll make it last. And baby i can’t leave you aLOOOONNEEEEE WE’LL TAKE THE HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN AND I CANT WAIT TO LOVE YOU ALL ALONE
Do you ever just, “baby you should know, i won’t let you go”, or are you normal
A new employee in restaurant who cooks food.
The kitchen baby didn't know how to restock fry tubs