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A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.
Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""
I won’t let you go. I’ll show you the world if you say so. Oh she’s so bad, i’ll make it last. And baby i can’t leave you aLOOOONNEEEEE WE’LL TAKE THE HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN AND I CANT WAIT TO LOVE YOU ALL ALONE
Do you ever just, “baby you should know, i won’t let you go”, or are you normal
A new employee in restaurant who cooks food.
The kitchen baby didn't know how to restock fry tubs
A Whining old half Mexican man that has been divorced several time and complains about work all the while avoiding it. S
Baby Carlos is sitting in a recliner at work while complaining about others.
when a dick hits you so deep it feels like it's in the womb.
"So how was he last night?"
"He hit the baby last night."