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The assumed truth of life where one believes their parents don't, never have, and never will have sex. Babies are all delivered by storks.
My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.
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A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.
Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!
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This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.
I wasn’t in the mood to have sex, but we were out of town, so the hotel room sex law was in effect.
A single by the lonely island featuring Akon describing their ever recent.....SEX!!!
Dad "son what where you doing last night?"
Son " I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FEEELT SO GOOD!!
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A sex act invented in a thought experiment by two stoned virgins and popularized via Urban Dictionary. No human being, alive or dead, has ever actually performed this sex act, but it has attained a degree of cultural currency through shock value.
Stoner 1: Dude... like... what if you, like, went to titty-bang a girl, but then totally took a dump and then sat in it?
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.
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