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A Whining old half Mexican man that has been divorced several time and complains about work all the while avoiding it. S
Baby Carlos is sitting in a recliner at work while complaining about others.
when a dick hits you so deep it feels like it's in the womb.
"So how was he last night?"
"He hit the baby last night."
The cheesiest nickname to give anyone called Annabel, Annabell, Isabelle or just any name with "bel" in it
You know what a really cheesy nickname would be? Baby Bell
is what you call someone or something that smells like raw suidge and makes you wanna physicaly heave!!
man your breath smells like rancide baby shit!
Someone who is always too warm, or a the opposite of a freeze baby. Heat babies get so little attention compared to freeze babies, because for some reason everyone would rather cool off rather then have the awesome feeling of warming up
Jane doe: omg its so cold in this place, I’m such a freeze baby
John smith and every other guy there: are fkin nutz, its 70 god damn degrees, im a heat baby and i feel like my balls are about to burn off, get a fkin blanket asshole, you can put on layers but im cant fkin strip off my fat
Opposite of a freeze baby, someone who is always to warm and hates the high temperatures. In the winter time they will wear shorts instead of pants, and roll the windows down in the car or have the ac blowing accept when its below 0 degrees farenheit, there is a limit.
I hate being a heat baby, everyones shivering while I’m sweatin my ass off
a bunch of crazy softies whom i love dearly 💜💜
beanie baby condom? i love them