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A song 'written' by Elton John and Tim Rice. Actually it's tune was copied from the national anthem of Mongolia, so Bilegiin Damdinsüren and Luvsanjambyn Mördorj should be mentioned in The Lion King end credits instead of Elton John.
And why the Mongolians stood up when Can you feel the love tonight was playing?
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Sentence written by a 15 yr old horny boy who actually doesn't infact love you. You will end up being heartbroken because this guy will end up leaving you for a girl named Emily. So if someone says i love you. run.
Hot guy: I love you
Me: Oh hell no you trick ass bitch.
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I actually just want to waste your time and use you and then leave you in a deep hole I dug while you were to distracted on me
“I love you always and forever”
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I love you! something you will never hear because no one fucking loves you. you get that little bitch no one fucking loves you.
i love you, but ur tits are better
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Chief keef is upset in his monologue because the “fuckers” are always in a barber shop talking shit about him (keef 45). Chief keef is telling these “fuckers” to “shut the fuck up” (keef 45). He then says that they are not shit he goes on to rant about these so called “fuckers” (keef 45). Eventually he keef states that if “another one of y’all motherfcukers starts talking shit about chief lied I’m fucking beating they ass (hits fist to hand with a bang)” (keef 47). That is the chief keef (love Sosa monologue).
Thomas talks to elijah about the chief keef (love Sosa monologue) at fye BEBINATOR practice.
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what you say to a same sex friend when you feel affection towards them in a non sexual way.
Gee Larry you are swell at pitching a camping tent. I love you Johnny Cakes!
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When you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that you love him/her, and you are told back “I love spending time with you”. The feeling is like you just took a shit, and sucked it back up your asshole, through that up, ate it, and threw it up again. (A lot like Two girls one cup).
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love spending time with you
Guy: *Jumps off bridge*
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