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Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Doing coke and mdma while drinking the breast milk of a pregnant woman
Before I headed to the bar I thought to myself, I could really go for a white San Franciscan to start off the night.
A white girl who doesn't date anyone who's white
That girl's a white lu. She dated a Latino guy before and now an Asian.
Cables for apple products.
See that kid over there? He only uses white wires!
The worst town in southern Michigan including packed gas stations and smoke everywhere.
Person:
Witch school do you go too?
Me:
White Pigeon...
Person:
We can’t be friends.