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An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."
Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!
Meaning #1: Whilst fucking your girl from behind, pour beer on your crank and use for lubricant. (WARNING: This may cause yeast infections).
Meaning #2: I new fad diet in which you only eat hot dogs and drink beer. Common exercise for this diet may include: Sitting around and doing nothing or playing beer pong and hitting on ugly bitches.
"I need to buy more beer. I was beer dogging your mom last night and i ran out."
"Dude i love my new diet! all you have to do is nothing i don't normally do."
Having vigorous anal sex until feces is produced. Sliding your dog in-between her buns and making chili from Uranus (your anus).
Bro, I took Leslie back to my place last night and made a space chili dog.
When someone is agressive towards everyone else because they are small and feel the need to assert dominance since it is not already obvious.
Some guy ran into my car and knocked off my mirror, leaving a small scratch on his door. He got out of his car and started screaming at me. I think he had Little Dog Syndrome.
After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !
My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.
I love you. No, i love you more. Bullshit.
Double dog bullshit.