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December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)
"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
You bully people named mason because they cant date women
Cant wait for national bully mason day: the prelude on February 22nd!
January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves
person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.
may 21,st national buy a scooter day
its may21st which means its national scooter day!!
boy 1: do you know what day it is?
boy 2: yes it’s november 23?
boy 1: no not that it’s national give a girl your hoodie day
boy2: ohhh i will dw
November 16
National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day
Give any girl your hoodie today (maybe you should even let her keep it for a while)
You want my hoodie for national give a girl your hoodie day???