January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves
person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.
may 21,st national buy a scooter day
its may21st which means its national scooter day!!
boy 1: do you know what day it is?
boy 2: yes it’s november 23?
boy 1: no not that it’s national give a girl your hoodie day
boy2: ohhh i will dw
November 16
National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day
Give any girl your hoodie today (maybe you should even let her keep it for a while)
You want my hoodie for national give a girl your hoodie day???
A boy gives a girl a hoodie on October 2nd to show the bond between the both of you.
Boy: here is my jumper
Girl: huh why
Boy: it’s national give a girl your hoodie day so here you go
Girl: oh thankyou
May 5th is the official go and give a girl you like your hoodie day.
“It’s national give a girl your hoodie day. I’m gonna make a move and give the girl I like my sweater today. “