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There is no description everything is in the headline, so just go and see that special person :)
Give that special sic head day
roadside head is a blowjob given to a person while they are driving
man she gave some nice roadside head
When you girl has said no to a BJ leaving you to say "so no head?"
Girl: I don't want to get down in bed
Guy: So no head?
Girl: Yes sadly no head
Its in the name just a guy who has a fat off scull
Fred has a big head fred
Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
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