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Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!
boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
Hey John have you seen that new country
John: oh yeah boobsuck nation
Guy 1: yeah it’s way to Litty
(Darth) Vader Nation, are fans of Star Wars' infamous villain, who went to "The Dark Side!"
Star Wars fans, who love its villains, are part of the (Darth) Vader Nation! A joke on Raider Nation!
Yo! It’s national shake dat ass day!! You gotta shake dat ass
Celebrated on August 19th. Send booty pics to your man/girl from different angles 😍🥵
Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?
Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pics day 🤑🤑
October 6th, national Lebets (have sex) day!!!!!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Person 1: Today is National Lebets Day!
Person 2: Okay!
On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van