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Warm dog

When you have an uncontrollable love of both food and sex to the point where you are left with no choice to combine your passions.
This leads to the logical choice of putting a hotdog up the anus of your chosen partner, but in the interest of not wanting to waste food, proceeding to eat said hotdog afterwards; at this point it has become a warm dog

I was so horny and hungry last night, as usual, so I decided to give Sarah a warm dog

by Whitedove9 December 8, 2016


Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."

Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."

by Zaphod99 August 12, 2011


dog with antlers

A dog with antlers is commonly referred to as a deer. Specifically a stag or buck.

Kid: “Mom look, there is a dog with antlers outside!”
Mom: “Sweetheart, that’s called a deer.”

by Böshi November 22, 2019


deflating dog

The special dog from a deflated world thats where the name is from

nananananananananananannanana deflating dog

by Deflated Dog January 13, 2018


dip the dog

One takes a tall, narrow metal cylinder on a chain which an unscrupulous distillery worker might hide and when no one was looking, submerge the cylinder into a cask of whisky and pull out a personal, duty-free sample.

Jonathan told us to dip the dog into an open cask. He then poured us some whiskey from it and it tasted awesome.

by drinkstoomuchscotch October 8, 2013


The Rolling Prairie Dog

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass with a half turd sticking out.

If you do not have any lube around, try the Rolling Prairie Dog, it can help lube things up.

by MisterAsshole March 3, 2016


pet some dogs

Another name for smoking weed.

Hey bro, wanna go pet some dogs with me after the party?

by Specktrum October 13, 2015