A freshly shaved vagina that has a 5 o’clock shadow near the lips
I went down on her and noticed she had a pussy muzzle
A standard 3.5mm, 2 way, headphone, jack that allowes you to hook up 2 wired headphones i to 1 Aux, just incase you want your budy to experience the fun too
Harry: "Shit bro, we both have headphones but theres only 1 aux."
Frank: "Dont worry bro I got my Double Pussy with me."
A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.
Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner
When you stick PCP in your pussy and it actually affects you.
I put PCP in my pussy and it actually affected me, John. Look at my PCP pussy John
July 6th is national pussy pic day but it hast to be with underwear on
Oh yeah today's national pussy pic with underwear on day
?"Really I'm gonna go ask for a pic
When you flick someone’s pussycat (meow)
Timmy is pussy flicking! My kitty doesn’t like it! She scratched him.
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1). A rather ridiculous name.
2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.
Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”