A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
Another name for cocaine or crack
Aye esse you got that Mexican baby powder
Yeah homes you got the bands
Yeah how bout we got hit this up
Aight
relatively small joint of marijuana, meant to be smoked by one person before they go to sleep
tim: what'd you do last night?
bob: oh, just rolled a baby J and passed out.
tim: ahh, the usual.
A pretentious, egotistical jerk. Anyone who has an over-inflated sense of superiority.
Baby J thinks he is the shit.
A small marijuana joint or cigarette.
"Hey Zaid, how did you like that Baby J I hooked up last night?"
"That was a splendid experience. Thank you for the head change!"