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Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .

Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?

by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016


Shawn Face

What people have when you look like your name is Shawn

You are a Shawn if you have a Shawn face

That's the persons name

I know they have a Shawn face

by Boogereater69 November 25, 2024


Shit face

When your in the jungle with monkeys and the fling shit and it hits you in the face!! Shit face

Awe bro, you got some shit face

by Rabbit1884 April 21, 2021


Shit face

It’s when ur face looks like shit, smells like shit, therefore it’s shit

You’re a shit face💩

by Whyyyyyyyy September 14, 2021


Shit face

A shit face is when someone doesn't makes sense and some one call them out there

No it's not you shit face

by Blacboydb January 24, 2019


Face palming

Face palming 🤦

When an old person try’s to take authority over a thing you have put your mental energy into, love, are passionate about or have a interest in, despite having no previous interest in it or way it is currently useful in thier life

Examples:

1. You are really passionate about art and have bought these fancy markers, while talking about them in a group setting they switch the subject of your passion about art and these markers to them by asking where they can get them…the old person “face palms” you by asking where they can get them, making your love and interest in something about them.

2. You are a kid who is saving up for an iPhone and your grandparents figure out about this and how they work… the next time you go over to there house they both have iPhones and bring up how cool they are without acknowledging how you were the one who showed them it.

The best way and only way to deal with or help someone being facepalmed is to make the conversation weird and awkward… confusing the old person and making them not able to compute what is happening.

Eg. your a gen z and see the person in scenario 1 being facepalmed by the old person. You start laughing weird and saying hip gen z things like “gyattdistracting the old person with your “young generation disrespect” successfully steering the conversation away from the markers or better ending the conversation with the old person all together.

There was this old bitch face palming me at the grocery store today when I was looking to buy some apples, she seen me looking at them and asked me about them and the nutritional facts. I said to bad I couldn’t afford them because of inflation… she then went on to buy the apples for herself

by Ashemlyn February 23, 2024


Asshole Face

when calling them a dick head isnt enough

Kelly you're an asshole face bitch

by SilverWolf42090 March 6, 2019