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National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
A day when a girl gets tag-teamed by two guys
It’s National Threesome Day, let’s go have a threesome!
National lsp (lumpy space princess) day takes place on February 11th where you and your friends will have a local get together and paint yourself purple and place a yellow star on eachothers forehead then sing the hit song "these lumps" in sync, people also tend to post
appreciation on social media so feel free to do so.
"Oh ma glob Melissa its nearly national lsp day"
"Oh ma lumpin glob its national lsp day tomorrow"
June 4th
Today is National Stay at Home Day! This means you do not have to go to work, school, or even leave the house.
"Ay yo, today is National Stay at Home Day, where are you going?"
"Well I was gonna go to work but not anymore!"
Meet your IBF (Internet bestfriend) on October 3rd
I wanna meet my ibf!
Ok but on Oct 3rd
It’s national meet your ibf day on Oct 3rd
Today, May 6th is the national day of linking with your friends or family. Be sure to honor this special day by linking with the G’s
Kyle: “Shalom my guys. When are we gonna link G?”
Me: “May 6th is national linking day. Lets link then”
A day to celebrate one specific black ugly gorilla
Dang girl did you know it’s national zhineyea Partee day.