"Chan (ちゃん) is a form of san used to refer to children and female family members, close friends, and lovers. The change from san to chan is a kind of "baby talk" in Japanese where "sh" sounds are turned into "ch" sounds, such as chitchai for chiisai, "small"." -This is usually ignored by the weebs of the internet- "Chan" is only used by weebs/perverts/people posing as a Japanese female purely for aesthetic.
12-year-old: Kon'nichiwa! I'm BLANK-Chan.
Chan Tong is a D&T teacher in La Salle College.He always tells his student they have not use their brain for their whole life.All the student he had taught hate him very much.
A sentient toilet that simps for Hitler and consumes his diarrhoea.
Oh boy gotta do a poo poo for Toilet Chan
The most sexiest man to appear on the face of the earth. Usually you can see him in your dreams doing a Russian submarine.
I can’t wait to see Channing Carter in my dreams tonight
Bassicaly The Best waifu
Kirie Motoba is cute and shy middle school student from anime called:"Himouto! Umaru-chan"
She is obsessed with the main character Umaru
John:Oh man! Sylphin san is my fav character!
Me:Shut the fuck up John, everybody knows that Kirie chan is the best.
A female with many physical flaws that makes her undesirable to most or almost all, but very desirable to her admirer, based solely on her personality, loyalty, and/or sexual attributes.
Friend: Dude, why did you agree to date that girl? She has no teeth, she's overweight, and has body odor.
Me: Yeah but she can make my toes curl when she gets me off, she's my Chan Chu Toad.