Pounding my sausage

Wack off, masturbate

no i was stuck pounding my sausage.

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downtown brown pound

Euphemism for anal sex

I tried going in the back door but she said wasn't ready for a downtown brown pound

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Round and Brown Pound

An act of personal pleasure while watching exotic and erotic video content. This act involves watching erotic films that differ from the individuals normal preference or genre.

Dan: I had an evening alone last night, and I was feeling a tad feisty and looking for something different. I got onto a strange site, and next thing you know, I'm enjoying slow and sensual pleasure while watching Asian and Afro-American porn.

Jack: Sounds like you had a lil' Round and Brown Pound.

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three pounds of pressure

all it takes to burst the ballsack

Ow, you just applied three pounds of pressure to my ballsack

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600 pounds of lard

Something you’d buy on an important expedition.

“Boy, this journey sure is long. I wish we had 600 pounds of lard.”

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Pound your mound

To part the meat curtains, have sex. Especially girls named Sandy.

Baby, I could pound your mound all day, but I gotta go.

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The Foreign Hound Pound

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with your neighbors dog. A.K.A. Furry Porn.

Me: I was caught giving the neighbors dog The Foreign Hound Pound.
Friend: Why the fuck would you do that?
Me: I'm a Furry, Jackass.

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