bank fish

An undesirable fish that you leave on the bank to die.

Al: "Looks like I caught another mudcat"
Willy: "Are you gonna keep it?"
Al: "No, it's just a bank fish, they taste like shit."

Fish Guy

A fish guy is a MAJOR red flag 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
He is the guy who goes fishing and catches a fish then takes a shirtless pic of himself flexing with the fish and post it with the caption catch of the day.

This guy owns at least one bass pro shop shirt and hat but usually has more or other assorted bass pro shop apparel.

This guy is cocky and has a big ego, he also kinda feeds into toxic masculinity and is scared to be “girly”

The age range of a fish guy can vary from a young boy to a old man but all are equally fish guys no matter the age.

This guy can talk for hours about his fishing and if gets the opportunity will talk about his latest fishing trip he went on.

Person: look at this guy’s post isn’t he sooooooo cute

Friend one: is he holding a fish and flexing?

Friend Two: he looks like a fish guy, you should be careful

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Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.

Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.

fish clit

A vagina that smells like fish

You're a fish clit

fishing for nickels

1. Playing with your nuts so intently that you can't focus on the task at hand. Usually from a red neck of higher social standing to a subordinate red neck.

"Ey Jimmy, quit fishing for nickels and get me a beer before I beat your ma."

fish of the land

It's chicken!
Chicken of the sea is fish, so, fish of the land is chicken!

for example:
Daughter: What meat are we having for tea?
Mum:Fish of the land!

that was a random example!

the fishing hole

when the woman's pussy smells like a Japanese fish market, this is referred to as the fishing hole

owain: "yo i sniffed the fishing hole last night it was even worse then a Japanese fish market"

george: "did you use a fishing rod?"