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When you go to have a shower in your bathroom but while you wait for it to warm up you use the toilet. Whilst you squeeze one out on the toilet, the shower creates steam within the bathroom giving you the effect of having a poo in a sauna. Sometimes this can cause poo sweats.
Sorry I'm late, went for a shower but then treated myself too a sauna poo!
the time of day when one has to take his/her daily dump. usually after eating some sort of Mexican food.
Wow, its already poo thirty for me. That doesnt usually happen until later.
When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo
I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's
When somebody dips their hand into a jar and eats off their hand like Winnie the Pooh. Often seen with peanut butter jars.
Someone’s been Winnie the pooing this peanut butter you can see finger smears in it.
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When your daddy think's you're pretty.
My name, my name is Socky-poo. My daddy says I'm pretty.
I was busting for a shit, so i was running to the toilet, slipped and the turd shot out like a poo rocket.
A poor person whose only belongings are a lighter and their own feces. To survive the cold season, they melt their own poo in yesterdays frying pan still containing some smeary pasta remains.
After the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. After some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.
Christian: "Hey Albrecht!"
Albrecht: "STFU POO MELTER, get yourself a central heating"