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When you feel so guilty about past success, you purposely try to sabotage yourself so your rivals have a chance.
Wii was a one-hit wonder with enticing motion controls, everyone has that now. A generation behind in its time, you knew the PS4 was over 5 years away. But PS4 is just a year or two past Wii U, everyone will wait instead. Casuals will stick to their original Wii and ipads/pods.
The most important fact is that it takes time to get to know the hardware of a game system well, for the developer API's to get to that point where they can make great looking games. Wii U is only 50% stronger than a PS3, but modern PS3 games look over 50% better than 1st gen PS3 games, so the result is when Wii U is released, its games just aren't going to look much better than PS3 games. Nintendo could have used this opportunity to be the first to market a serious next-gen contender and re-dominated this gen like they did the last one with Wii, but intense feelings of guilt of how much insane money they made with DS and Wii's success has caused them to want to destroy themselves with Wii U and the overpriced 3DS. When Microsoft and Sony release their next-gen systems that are going to have better frame rates, handle 1080p 3d games, better texture resolution, anisotropic filtering, physics, other nice graphics effects, Nintendo's corporate harakiri will be complete.
USA felt so guilty about success against the Japanese in WW2 that we made a Wii U to the Iraqis and Afghanistanis and let them kill thousands of our soldiers.
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the exploitation of the supposed savior; this can be seen in the likes of Christian book stores, church offerings, and those fucking gay what would jesus do bracelets
I wish Jesus was here so I could make some money because I'm a stupid Jew.
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The best football team in England also the biggest football stadium in the country excluding Wembley!
Man U, Theatre of Dreams, United Way, Manchester
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the word has been ruling in our galaxy for the last 70,607 years but it is time for that ruling era to end. and to end this we are going to make it fast. on sunday the 8th of july 2022. a meteor this galaxy has never seen will hit this planet. a rock witch is made from pure uranium and 2 single atoms at the core of it will wipe the earth in a matter of 0.0004 seconds at the co ordinates of 37.2431° N, 115.7930° W. only the best will survive. goodluck citezens of planet earth
if u are seeing this u will die soon means u are going to die. co ordinates are if u are seeing this u will die soon
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n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul.
I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.
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Noun; The sunburn women get on their boobs when wearing a low cut "u" shaped top. Usually occurs while swimming.
Katie: UG. My boobs are on FIRE.
Meg: HA! Nice "U" Burn! I told you to wear sunscreen!
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The state of mind acquired upon participating in excessive amounts of substance abuse to the point of achieving and surpassing the wonderful feeling of being "turnt." Most often resulting in loss of memory of all activities from the previous night.
"Dude, I got so turnt yesterday night!"
"I was U-turnt (throws up gang sign because substance is still causing silly behavior) I woke up next to Pikachu and had a pokeball tattood across my face!"
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