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What your brain releases when you laugh or feel good. Another word for endorphins
1: We release endorphins when we laugh, that's why you watch comedy shows.
2: Endorphins is just another word for brain cum!
1:Right! That's what I meant to say.
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When your dick is harder than a diamond in a ice storm and your member is hot and loaded for that sweet sweet puss and you shoot your baby batter at a designated target with supreme accuracy
Timmy shot Susan in the eye with his throbbing cum gun
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After a man ejaculates the last drops that come out.
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It is when a person who drank too much cum (Cum drunk) wakes up in the morning hungover from cum.
"your bitch came over last night and got so cum drunk she called me this morning complaining of a cum hangover"
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The run from bedroom to toilet after sex, because you have just been ejaculated in.
"Quick let me through, I'm on The Cum Run"
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The slang term for the vaginal juice that comes out of a womans vagina. Usually when she is sexually aroused. Used as a lubricant for sexual intercourse.
Look out!! I almost slipped in Laurel's pussy cum.
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A person who is willing to hold jizzum in their rectal cavity to cross international lines, which is illegal to take biological matter to other counties. This is a big biz in S.E Asia.
Wow, if you did'nt know him you would think munch is a big cum smuggler
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