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When someone becomes a teen. 13 year olds think they're amazing, but instead they have raging hormones and their face is covered with zits:
1. a young teen
2. horny
13 year olds like to hump each other and inanimate objects because they think it's not masturbating, but it really is.
13 year old Girl: OMG!!1 l@st n1t3 waz S0 keWl m3 @n my FR3ndz gOt 2G3th3R an HuMp3d 3@ch oth3rz bra1nz out!!1
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A realionship, usually between two minors before puberty, involving no nudity or anything sexual.
A: How many relationships did you have?
B: Just a PG-13 relationship when I was ten, this is my first real one.
when the person most addicted to boba was born. this person is also realty asian, really smart and loves Kadenang Ginto
were you born on March 13 2007? cuz u luv boba and Kadenang Ginto
when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping
So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it
Verb: To translate; Taking extremely offensive language and translating it into a socially acceptable (PC) version of said language.
Pre-translation: Hey Assfucker, gimme the watch or I'll skull-fuck your granny!
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?
Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"
Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...
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He That Keepeth His Mouth Keepeth His Life, But He That Openeth Wide His Lips Shall Have Destruction
Snitches Should Have Proverbs 13:3 Tattooed On Their Face!
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A crap so pungent it requires you to warn the next bathroom user. The warning should include a reason for the rating.
"Be careful, I just took a PG-13 dump in there. It was rated for mild violence and suggestive themes."
"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."
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