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International Loving Yang Xiao Long Day
On January 30th every living being in the world has the obligation to love Yang Xiao Long.
“Hey what are you gonna do on january 30?”
“Oh you mean the national blade day?”
National Black day. Everyone must dress in black to worship the black people. This day teaches white people to be empathetic to blacks because they have no rights and suffer every day.
It’s January 30 tomorrow - national black people day!
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.
It is when a cool group of artists come together to chat, take a chill pill, let loose, talk art, host watch parties, discuss life and cats, and make art. And more cats. For more like... 30 hours or so.
Hey, you joining today's 30 min chill space?
Of course, gonna drop by for some time and stay forever lol!
Date someone 2 years older, 2 years younger but when you are 30 or so it doesn't matter what the age gap is
Boys and Girls should follow the 2-2-30 rule
National angry mom day
On December 30th every mother is mad at their children for no reason
*December 29*
Kid - mom can I meet up with my friends tomorrow?
Mom- Yes ofc
*December 30*
Kid- Im going now bye!
Mom- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING YOU BRAT
*Kid calling*
Kid- Hi yeah I can't come, it's December 30, forgot?