The biggest dick in all of Switzerland. The true definition of an alpha male, he will steal your girl from right under you.
Damnnnn did you get that Harper Christian type dick last night? :O
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Clothing line for middle aged receding hairline, fatty armed Eastern European men who wish they were buff and young and ha wives who were falling apart at the seams
Usually adorned in gold foil, sailor tattoo inspired art or gem stones, which is ridiculous because that all sounds very feminine
Everything in this definition applies to Ed Hardy as well
Vladimir: After me and Ivanna got back from the botox clinic I bought a too tight Christian Audiger t shirt
True Friends Dont Lie: Buddy youre like 45, your wifes tits are gross and you need to put on a suit
True Friends Dont Lie 2: Whats with the trucker hat? Did you take up break dancing too? Does that say Faith? Wow what a faggot
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All you have to do is let Christ into your heart and you're saved. The worst religion on the planet. Worse than Scientology. It's destructive. It preaches that being born is a sin and that nobody but God can help you. THIS gives these fascists the licence to do whatever they want, so long as they let Christ into their hearts, all will be ok because through Vicarious Atonenment, Jesus saved us all. whatEVER!
Bush: "What's Christian Fundamentalism? Well, I'm gonna bomb the fuck out of Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and piss off Kim Jong Il with my hypocrisy and kill my own people by conspiring to have two planes launched into the twin towers in NY and a missile at the Pentagon....But it's ok, I'll just let christ into my heart and all will be forgiven"
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A successful Swedish pop/soul artist who released his self-titled debut album in 1999 at the age of 20. His second album, "Paint By Numbers" was released five years later, in May 2004. The wildly popular "Wonderchild" was the first single from that album, and following was the beautfiful ballad "Never Be Afraid Again". In 2005, "Paint By Numbers" was released outside of Sweden, starting with Scandinavia, where "Wonderchild" entered many charts and was highly regarded by the public during the summer 2005.
Christian Walz' first single from his latest album is "Wonderchild".
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A person (usually a male) who is atheist or agnostic that quests to manipulate and fuck Christians.
"Ted, this year all you've done with your life is fuck Christian bitches! You are one Christian slayer that is going to rot in hell!"
"True enough, but they are so tight and they undress themselves; they have serious horniness tension that they need to release!"
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A religious point of view that goes against the Bible and anything to do with it.
I am an anti-christian.
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1. A dying breed of decent human beings due to the fact that women hate them (see feminist).
2. Guys who can't get any.
3. ME.
Have you thought about dating him? He's such a nice Christian gentleman.
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