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A drink made with equal parts gin, tonic and pink grapefruit juice.
I walked up to the bar at the gallery opening and asked for a Claire Harris. "Well of course darling" said the bartender, "everyone's having a Claire Harris tonight".
Boy band member Louis Tomlinson’s husband.
“I feel like Harry Styles would date my mom if he knew her 😏”
“Well too bad. He has already been married to Louis Tomlinson for years 🤪”
“NONONO YOU DISRESPECTFUL DELUSIONAL TIN HEAD!! HARRY AND LOUIS HATE YOU 🤬👹”
“No you silly solo fans, they love me 😘”
Louis Tomlinson’s husband.
He sings about fruit.
Because he a lil fruity 👶
“Have you heard of “Harry Styles”?”
“You mean Louis Tomlinson’s husband who sings about fruit?”
- Kempe’s long lost lover
- That feeling when you want to laugh but you don’t because it’s racist and the most unfunny joke in existence
- Boisterous
“Says something racist”
ARCHER HARRIS
Sees someone Asian looking but they’re not asian
“Archer Harris”
Most commonly used as a name for a Based boomer, or a boomer that has achieved enlightenment through the use of White Claw alcoholic seltzers
Also refers to a hairy penis
Me: I love Harry Jizzler
Also me: I love Harry Jizzler in my mouth
A certi top shagger who is proper peng with a perm , plays guitar
Person 1: have you seen harry wilson ?
Person 2: yeah just shagged him ngl