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Women Drinking Wine

When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.

Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.

by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022


Protector of women

FRET NOT PLEBEIANS! The anemic former crackhead... The fat balding middle aged fast food manager... The hillbilly felon... And the hair midget pretending to be me... Are protecting you... And your kids... From me... The 6'2 mildly out of shape Brazilian male-model-looking genius creator of A.I.... You're safe now...

Hym "And don't worry guys! The assburgers who need to be watched around little kids, the YouTube parasites, and all the other random slobs are helping them do it too... You're saved! You're finally safe! Aren't you glad!? The protector of women has come! And he comes in the form of fat hairy slob... With a dash of anemic crackhead-retard... And a side of random guy pretending to be me... Hooray! Do you feel safe? Because this Midwestern single mom and this bloated abomination are, you know, keeping an eye on me.... Right? There won't be any funny business on THEIR watch! And I'd better watch my attitude to cuz the WIC dependent single mom and her new boyfriend are... Aware of my existence... And stuff... They all got your back! Do you feel it? Do you feel their protection... Washing over you like a cool mist? It's like being caressed in the gentle hands of God, isn't it? Like taking a nap in the supple bosom of Gaia the earth-mother... I think we're going to be alright... OH! Don't forget the whispy-mustached shit-lib beta-males! They're on it too! And the solipsistic incest-cult zealots! They're all on it! They've saved you... From having your insides rinsed... By my golden seed... That's... That's not what color it should be... There's something wrong there..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024


low body temp women

A low body temp woman is one of skin and bone. Nothing to keep you cold under the blanket, and nothing to face the cold.

Darrien: “Man I’m tired of all these low body temp women. Always runnin’ up my heat bill”

by Seljii December 3, 2022


Trans women

A biological male or man who is mentally unstable and can't accept the fact fact they are a MAN born with testicals ! They are Sperm producers meaning that if contact with a biological female or woman they can impregnate them. They call themselves women but there bodies are shaped or sculpted differently compare to a biological woman, a real woman's pelvic is much more broader and wider due to child birth compare to a biological male. Real women are naturally born with or designed with vaginas, uterus and ovaries. Real women do not have a penis and testicals. No matter how much gender reassignment y'all go through you all will never be a real woman, just remember y'all are born males and will always will be a BIOLOGICAL MAN! Be happy with how God sculpted you with your aligned gender 🚹♂️❗🏳️ ⚧️🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮 👎👎👎
Please world 🌍 stop the confusion and the sickness it's making me sick 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

Trans women are Men ♂️🚹👎

by Plikei April 10, 2024

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I love women

You love a woman, we all do.

Me: Woahh... i love women
Kyle: But you.. can't be gay.
Me: Does it look like i care.

by iwouldratherdie April 19, 2022


Women's Ice Hockey

just like men's ice hockey, but with women, feelings, and no checking

Fact: Stevenson University Women's Ice Hockey is the best women's team in the NCAA Divison 3.

by urmomsmine December 12, 2022


A few good women

A movie about female Marines on trial for killing one of their own.

Scene from A few good women-

Female marine- She was weak. Unit, corps, god, country.

Lawyer- You're on trial for murder, and you want me to go to the judge with unit, corps, god, country?

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021