My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.

“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”

Father O'nalo

Priest of Irish and Scottish decent, that have a facination for young male individuals.

Dude, are you sure your asshole can take another visit from father o'nalo?

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

good-father

Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.

Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party

Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche