A person who can function exceptionally after the recurrent consumption of THC.
"Damn. Look at Hector. He just faced a fat ass dab and he's still getting shit done."
"Yeah man. He's one productive stoner"
An online mall that sells a broad selection for stoners.
Dude check out this cool lighter from stoner-paradise.com
A person who becomes intoxicated from playing Smurf related games.
Did you see Tiffany's latest entry on Urban Dictionary? She is such a Smurfit-Stoner.
Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.
Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....
A group of pot heads who dedicate there lives to slapping out the green and Chonging it on a daily, not shy of the snow but just choose a more chilled out life.
Defined (the real stoners)
(Bitch) u wanna come to this dirty sesh
(TRS) nahhh I’m good me n the gang gonna go get on a Smokey one at Ms
A conglomerated pile of random leftovers that are microwaved in a bowl to form an easy yet elaborate meal. Usually includes cheese, bacon bits, and various spices added to taste.
"Dude, I'm getting the munchies hard."
"Go check the fridge. Should be some mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, corn, and gravy you could throw into a bowl of stoner stew."
When you suck someone's dick to get more weed.
Bro, I ran out of weed last night, so I had to do a stoner lick for 2 grams.