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A "Baltimore Parking Spot" is anywhere you damn well please as long as you put your hazard flashers on and remain oblivious to the lane of traffic you've just shut down.
Don't worry yo, I'll get me a Baltimore Parking Spot while you go inside and find your stash.
the person in question equipped with a camera phone visits the local airport in an attempt to
obtain pictures of the female occupants of the airport (not the planes!)
"hey i got a new camera phone check out the zoom on this"
"does it have bluetooth?"
"yeah i'll send you some pics i got when plane spotting"
"lets go tonight there shud be some well fit birds"
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A "wet spot" is a toilet prank much like the upper decker. It also works better if you're a guy but if you're female, bonus points for you. At the end of your leak aim a little higher just enough so you dampen the back of the toilet seat. Hopefully somebody will come in and sit without noticing, giving them a nice slick tail bone. :-) Good times.
"I was at the party and I overheard Jack say he needed to pinch off a loaf so I ran in the can before he and left him a "wet spot" to enjoy later."
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While engaging in vaginal or oral sex with a woman, before ejaculating remove your penis and proceed to ejaculate on her face. Then shoot her mom.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally gave Christy a white spotted bambi last night.
Guy 2: Man, you should really leave the country.
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A sideways walk with one's back to the wall in order to hide one's bald spot. To do the bald spot creep, one must walk from side to side with their back toucing or facing the wall, in order to hide thier embarassing bald spot.
Joeseph: Why does Mr. Green always walk sideways with his back to the wall?
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.
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attemptin to get ur broad of an (over-rated) friend to cum up w/ a new word son 4 tha sole purpose of urbandictionary.com publication
Shawty's stuck on my verbiage, son, be feenin tha new words; straight, buggin, spot-trottin my ass!
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coward,chicken shit, If you look at the top of chicken shit there is always a white spot but bottom line it is still chicken shit.
Its sad that every time we have to deal with this chicken shit he runs for the hills. Would use white spot in the place of chicken shit.
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