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Sami-face

A look of disgust, usually seen on a brown guys face after being insulted ten or twenty times by close friends. Usually preceeds dirty looks and horrible acts of violence.

A: You suck ass!
B: *sami-face*

A situation like this usually follows B planning to kill A or B walking away all depressed.

by ISSC March 10, 2010


Bland Face

=^I.

A new emoticon that actually expresses your face during an average conversation online. Pretty sure you don't actually "lol." Or "xD."

=^I

Bland face, can replace any expression, because your face is normally expressionless during online chatting.

by tntahsin August 11, 2011


Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...

"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"

by Cream DJ March 02, 2009


face seizure

When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"

Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF

by Fabio Nig March 06, 2013


Face Fucker

A man who pumps away at a woman's mouth during a blowjob as if he were fucking a hole in the wall, usually with his hands on either side of her head.

I needed to deep throat an entire box of Popsicle's after that Face Fucker treated my mouth like it was a pumpkin with a lubed-up hole cut into it.

by MomWhoreReet June 18, 2019


Mask Face

A girl who is hot with a mask on, but is ugly when she takes it off.

Damn you see that girl at the gym?

Yeah man saw her outside, she got that mask face.

by J_6_ October 06, 2020


yao face

an internet meme standing for "I don't give a shit"

Mom: don't drink in that party son

Son: *yao face* no mom I won't (I'll drink till I don't know who I am)

by aesede December 09, 2011