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A man who one day in the late 90s decided he needed to 'protect' the city of St Cloud MN. He perched himself at a highly noticed intersection of town, 25th Ave and Divison St. the former home of a small Dairy Queen. He work a tight fitting, cut muscle style, Superman tshirt and donned a large American flag on a pole. He could be seen at this location for quite something until he was trespassed from the property and adjoining businesses for harassment to customers.
To this day in 2021 he still is seen driving the streets of ol StC in his same shirts (much, MUCH larger) and flags to more draw up fights with locals.
Sarah...'wanna go to go to DQ and get a blizzard?'
Julie...'NO WAY! St Cloud Superman is out there again and being really creepy! Let's go to the Red Barn instead!'
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exceptionally small school that just recently decided to build a huge addition to the school and give all of the first graders lockers. When Sr. Joan and Sr. Mary Dee like to go around and antagonzie all of the boys for getting paper towels wet and throwing on the celing of the bathroom which, legend says has a couch. There, all of the eighth graders think that they are all that and have this retarded "buddy system" with the kindergarteners. A middle school teacher, known as Mrs. Whatley likes to go around and scare everyone by telling them to tape their thumbs to the back of their hands. Mrs. Clar is known for her chicken mummification which is really an excuse to tortue the kids and stink up the entire school. THe sond "this is hell" by elvis costello explain rsps quite nicely.
Sr. Joan- "I would like to know which of you is getting wads of paper towels and throwing it unto the celing."
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Upper St. Clair is a wealthy suburb in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Upper St. Clair is known for snobby rich kids and hot “milfs”. The typical Upper St. Clair student can be found acting as if he is from the "ghetto", yet their tinted windows are the darkest thing that they have seen. Every kid from 7th to 12th grade talks of smoking weed but the closest any of them have gotten to grass is their freshly cut, Mexican made, perfect front lawn. It is a place where your older brother determines your popularity and status in life; for instance when one student is faced with a fight from one of the neighboring community the common response will be “Do you know my brother” or “Yo I will get my brotha up in here.” Upper St. Clair is known for better looking girls then the neighboring communities, with their fake hair always colored dark to support their poor athletic programs. Although, There has been success in the past, Render is still one of the most useless coaches you can find, but rival Mt. Lebanon and other communities, that share the same hatred, still continue to tower over them in basketball and lacrosse.
Upper St. Clair Students: "Yo dog you be hittin the bong today"
"Ya man we's be doin'this shit all day"
Mt. Lebanon Student: "Wait your still white"
Upper St. Clair: "Wat you sayin I will get my OLDA brotha"
Mt. lebanon: "Still white....."
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The girls of St George Girls High School.
Despite being tied down by strict uniform policies and school rules, the St George Girls still manages to somehow look downright gorgeous!
It's in the genes...
Everyone talks about how they hate the Techies (see Sydney Tech), but deep down inside they know they'd rather have them as our brother school (we've grown to put up with their geeky ways).
One thought though, the St George and Tech uniforms are totally different. The St George uniform is navy (like our neighbours The Marists) and the Tech uniform is maroon (like their neighbours The Bethanies). Why don't we exchange uniforms? Dibs on navy, we don't want maroon.
Candy-striped, tie-wearing JUNIORS aside, the St George Girls senior uniform is one of the (relatively) good looking uniforms around (our sympathy goes out to those who must wear potato sacks).
We are all strong, 'independently minded young women'.
P1: "oh my god, that girl is hot AND smart."
P2: "Oh, then she's St George Girls' material insert wink here"
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The act of stuffing at least 3 snickers bars into a person ass, walking downtown, then having your "date" eat them out of you (see Green Mountain Mustache)
Dude, we did a St. Albans Snickers last night, we walked down Bank St then back again, you shoulda seen R and C's Green Mountain Mustache!
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noun
plural: President St. buttfucks
1. a daily traffic jam in Baltimore, Maryland heading south into downtown from the interstate
2. anal sex that occurs anywhere along the President St. corridor in Baltimore, Maryland
There are ways around the President St. buttfuck, but most people never learn.
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