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Aaron's Life

When Aaron goes on a date he cant kiss his girl because he is allergic to all kinds of make-up, including lipstick!

(Life)

Aaron's life in short

Aaron and Bess.
Bess trys to kiss Aaron.
Aaron: Are you wearing lipstick?
Bess: Of course!
Aaron: Oh, erm. I'm, allergic to make-up.
Bess: Then what can we do?
Aaron: Well we could..

Next school day...

Thomas: Why are you so red? You look a bit like how I did when I fuc...erm...NOTHING.
Aaron: Bess.
Thomas: You didn't!?.
Aaron: Yeah, I couldn't stop her so...
Dylan(BobHazUzi): Wazz up?
Thomas: well Aaron di... HEY WAIT, BESS IS MY...
Aaron: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: let me guess, Bess?
Thomas: Bess is a B****!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Dylan: Wait, you did Bess!?
Thomas: Uh, it was more like, er, rape...
Owen: Hey guys, whats up???
Aaron,Thomas and Dylan: Oh S***!!!

by Aryo.7 November 12, 2010

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Aaron complex

When one has the illusion that they are sexy, while in reality, they are the exact opposite.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Guy: Hey there, do you enjoy my sexiness?
Girl: Get the hell away from me.
Bartender: Sir, I think you're suffering from an Aaron complex.

by nacixem May 21, 2011

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uncle aaron

one who is coolest uncle in the world. and one who is making his neice cissy uber sad because he have not yet written her a testimonial on her friendster page even tho he promised her but claims that he didnt.

holy shit it's uncle aaron writing Cissy a testimonial!

by Cissy January 4, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paul Aaron

Usually Paul Aaron is a German name. Paul Aaron acts smart but is truly the stupidest person living. If you know a Paul Aaron you must have extremely bad luck.

He just solved a genius math question but now he forgets that he even did it, he must be a Paul Aaron.

by DailyTruths May 28, 2017

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Aaron Ecstasy

Internet royalty, hometown celebrity, royal bitch.

Dude, you've never heard of Aaron Ecstasy!?

by Chance Savoie February 3, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse

Background:
The curse was first published on Facebook August 13, 2013. The curse was placed on the day the 49ers passed on Rodgers to draft Alex Smith. Aaron Rodgers was the loyal longtime fan, the northern cali boy, the CAL boy from across the bay and its clear now by far the better QB. The niners drafted Alex Smith instead.

The Curse

The 49ers shall not win a super bowl until after Aaron Rodgers is elected into the Hall of Fame.

Wow Aaron Rodgers has been in the NFL Hall of Fame for 1O years and the niners still can't win the super bowl. The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse continues.

by Sudo V November 2, 2018

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Kenneth Aaron Harris

Kenneth aaron harris is the current guitarist of the U.S pop punk band panic at the disco. Go buy patterns on itunes.

girl 1: omgzlz brendon urie is so hot
girl 2: yeah iโ€™d totally do him
a sensible human: go buy patterns on itunes by Kenneth Aaron Harris

by Weirdophannie December 12, 2017

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