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He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.
Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
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Alex is a girl that is a fake hoe she gets boys dates em for 2 day and there gone she even fucked with a boy and then broke up with him she a fake ass hoe she can go suck a dick with her mothers lips bitch.and is not helpful with anything
john:bro guess what
Alex:what this time
John:so me and julia broke up and it went bad
Alex;okay why do i care
John:see and you wonder why nobody wants to be friends with you
Alex:suck my dick bitch
John: ha you dont even have one
Alex: how you know
John:when i was with your mom last night in my bed she told me ohh but that went good we fucked
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Alex is the most caring and attentive girls/guys you will ever meet. Look after her/him as she/he is really one of a kind. Alex's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to complete their mission. Alex may have some flaws but they are comforting, protective, and are so considerate and naturally they are quite sarcastic and funny. Alex's are handsome/gorgeous and you should cherish your friendship with them. Beware they can be quite a handful and quite moody.
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A fat ass Indian who plays video games all day and hates showering
“What’s that smell?”
“Oh that’s Alex he has a stink ass”
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Alex is a wonderful girl with so much talent. Even if she doesn't see it, it's there. She is so smart, beautiful, and kind. She may get a little kooky at times, but she is one of the best people you will ever meet. If you ever meet an Alex, keep her and don't lose her!!
Girl 1: "Alex looks amazing today!"
Boy 1: "I know, right? Her style is amazing!"
Girl 2: "I'm so jealous!"
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Alex, a sweet, fiery, but understanding girl if you know an Alex she will be there for you. She is always wanting to know the truth and will be willing to do anything to find out she is edgy she keeps up with the trends and is fun to hang out with but at times she will disappear but you won’t forget about her she can get serious at times but she won’t turn her back on you overall she is an amazing person
Alex is my best friend and I would hate to loose her if one day she dumps her girlfriend I might take the chance and ask her out
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A dumb person with a low intelligence level. Sometimes disrespects gods of different religions, and thinks highly of himself.
Oh look it's another Alex. Kms
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